(I was dared to do this by one of my IRL friends... please save me.)
(The ship consists of Me, (Josh) and my crush (Amber))
(She already knows I like her and shizz, and she likes meh, but I'm don't wanna take it too far and jump to fkin gf level... Q////Q)
(I'm writing these to avoid the torture...It is inevitable... LETS FKIN JUMP IN!)
(I'm gonna write side notes of my torture... why? Comedy, I guess.)
I laid on the floor of my room, scrolling through multiple news pages on my phone, only looking at terrorism stuff, "Damn, I'm a sadist." I looked to the side, trying to find a notable reason to get up off the floor.
1. Its fucking cold.
2. I'm making this list cause I have nothing to do, if I got up, maybe I could do something with my life instead of noting reasons to prolong myself from doing so.
I sighed, getting up, and heard the door shut, "Dafuq? Aren't I home by myself?" I glanced out my room to see Amber, ((cause that isn't creepy/convenient at all)) I walked out, "Hey, nobody's here, except for you and me right now." I said, putting my phone in my pocket, 'Oh shit that sounded rapist as all balls.'
I quickly corrected myself, "Ugh, not in a weird way, just sayin." ((Way to go slick, even though I'm talking to myself.))
She laughed, "No problem." I face-palmed, "God I'm stupid." I said, laughing. She looked at me, seemingly amused, I looked back at my phone, "Have you eaten anything?" She shook her head, I looked at the time, about 6:45. ((Convenient time plot is convenient.)) I laughed, "Damn, guess I haven't either." I headed to the kitchen, and looked at what I had, "Hm, wanna try something that I found online?" She laughed, "I guess, as long as it isn't filled with pranks."
I laughed to myself, "I am the meme lord." ((No, I'm not, that title belongs to
I grabbed what I needed and started to lay it out, we made light conversation as I prepared the food to cook.
As it cooked, more light conversation, 'I think we're both to antisocial as fuck to say anything.." I slightly blushed at the thought, because I knew it was true. ((Oh god, do me a favor and end my life.))
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Welcome to the end because I'm too much of a fking embarrassed bastard because of this.
I guess ill make this a multi-parter... cause I'm such a fking baby.